The Peter Roberts Inquisition

The gathering mob starts political voodooist chants to some dark terpsichorean muse

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Drewan Baird. Oudtshoorn. 24 April 2014. 06h15. The DA is steamrolling Peter Roberts – described by Theuns “Chuck Norris” Botha as “my best councillor in Oudtshoorn” a few weeks ago, and AFTER Roberts refused to sign the umpteenth s29 demand for a special council meeting – to an inevitable political auto da fe… only, apparently, for Roberts to phoenix out of the ashes to an expected independent candidature.

The conquistadors of the Marks Building will gather tomorrow to “decide” the fate of Botha’s favourite by imposing the come-what-may foregone conclusion: Peter Roberts must go because his continued presence in the Oudtshoorn caucus screams to the politically bloodied hands of his maculated colleagues who infamously failed to con ratepayers out of millions in a meretricious attempt to save poor Pierre Nel from financial ruin under the weight of that massive ego that drove the trusting man over the cliff of reason and into the rapids of self serving bias.

The DA’s “principles” are strewed across the political highway to May 7 like so much road kill in a truck lane.

In Eden alone – over a mere 60 kilometers – Roberts is to be burned at the political stake for indicating fraud and corruption and Wesie van der Westhuizen is to be excused for committing fraud and corruption… by the party hollering “ZERO TOLLERANCE” for fraud and corruption.

Ye gory gods and foul-mouthed faeries!

It is abundently clear: The DA considers you, and I, and all of us to be cardboard containers – dose, in plein Afrikaans.

What kind of message is this!?

The DA clearly does not know which policies it subscribes to and which not; which former ANC leaders it belatedly supports, or not; whom its presidential candidate should be or not; whether it will form coalitions or not; with whom it will form coalitions or not… And whether it opposes fraud and corruption, or supports it!

But vote for us, we can do it better!

Do what better!?

Ye goofy gods and fatuous faeries.

If you are a political schizophrene, vote DA… Welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land.

O, wait, I’ve got it; I think… It’s only fraud and corruption if the ANC does it!

Raaaaaait.

O, and Pierre… Godsk man, why not sue the varmint who played you like a false flute!?

* Several images in deference to Monty Python.

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2 thoughts on “The Peter Roberts Inquisition

  1. Die dubbel standaarde v.d DA is verstommend.

    Kom ons ignoreer die Wessie saak en kyk na sy fatale en blatante rasistiese opmerkings voor en tydens sy verhoor wat deur Die Son en ander koerante gedek was- GEEN OPTREDE vanaf die vaginale “leierskap” nie.

    Hier by ons het blanke raadslid net rasistiese e-pos aangestuur en is hy afgedank….meet dit teenoor Wessie uitalings en dan vra jy jouself- IS DA optrede konsekwent?

    Johan Brummer het glo uitstaande gelde aan DA geskuld en is verwyder as raadslid- sy dank na dekade lange stryd met ANC in Plett…en toe DA wen kry hy skop onder sy gat by voordeur en jaard uit.

    Wessie is alom bekend as die argitek v.d Oudtshoorn sirkus wat nog tot 21 Mei weer voor howe gaan draai, alles ten koste v.d kredabiliteit v.d DA se bemarkings beeld…..en Wessie is steeds in party en lei nog die duidelike Oudtshoorn koukus ook, behoede ons tog mens!

    Peter Roberts moet nou vandag voor DA se tig kommittee kom- maar HY staan dan op vir dit waarin party glo…of glo DA steeds die snert wat hy aan dwase kiesers selfs nou verkoop oor teen korrupsie?

    Instede van jong leiers kweek en behou kan mens voorspel DA gaan liewers hulle weg van hul dryf met die dubbele standaarde.

    Op 7 Mei moet kiesers mooi dink, want DA is besig om die ligter weergawe v.d ANC te word…swak leierskap op alle vlakke v.d samelewing en sfere van regering, koukus leiers wat nie bekwaam is vir taak nie ( Bitou,Knysna,George,Eden,Nationale Parement,Johannesburg Metro en nog baie meer)

  2. Now why would the da wanna do that. “Ons duld geen korrupsie”. Ek gaan rustig agter oor sit en kyk hoe die ding uitdraai. Ek ken nie Peter baie goed nie maar ek hoor hy is mal oor die puppet en master party. Hoe kan jy bly by n party wat dit aan jou doen. Ek sal lankal bedank het. Jy doen wat die party verkondig in die campaign messages dan word jy geskors. Die ander word verskoon. Nee hel boeta Pites. Ons duld korrupsie en smeer dit toe as sekere mense betrokke is. Al die anner non-whites moet puppets wees. Ja baas. Dis reg baas. Ek maak so baas. Somme nou baas. Waar moet ek teken baas. lol. Puppets en masters. Its the name of the game.

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