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Drewan Baird. Oudtshoorn. 2 June 2013. 11h15. If you want to know what’s really happening in Eden…
Will the DA take over!?
Will Jurie Harmse turn!?
Will Hendrik Ruiters defect!?
Will Hendrik Botha cut and run!?
But the main councillor concern for today is who will get the prime gravy train seats.
Ye gods and faeries, what a pathetic lot of losers!
The DA caucus chair, and DA mayor of Eden, Wessie van der Westhuizen, is running a campaign to secure DA control of Oudtshoorn.
Wat jy waa’ kry, Drewan!? Issiesonie!
The Pope is Jewish.
Because Wessie is loyal to the DA?
Because Wessie is loyal to Wessie.
O, the DA will have some benefit, to be ssure. Incidental.
See, Wessie needs to escape the Eden problems, because his own party, the virginal DA (hymen restored every hour at the bottom of the hour) is split in Eden: Those who want to sack Wessie and those who want to keep Wessie – all for personal gain, mind; nothing to do with the people of Eden.
How does Wessie escape Eden?
By becoming Oudtshoorn’s mayor.
How does Wessie become Oudtshoorn’s mayor?
By forcing at least one by-election… and having the DA win it.
So, Wessie is fixing for up to three ANC defections: Harmse, and his two useless Mayco tag alongs, the Hendrik Hustlers, Botha and Ruiters.
The Van der Westhuizen residence has become a veritable political cat house complete with swing doors installed to manage the coming and going soi disant wannabee kingmakers.
Wards 5, 6, and 13.
I think the ANC should keep 5 and 6 and there will be hell to pay in 13.
Then again, the NPP has made huge strides in Ward 5, where ANC Whip Pieter Luiters lost control of the political dynamic.
ANC insiders tell me that Luiters is seen as a dividing force.
If you want to know what’s really happening in Eden…
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