If you want to know what’s really happening in Eden…

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Drewan Baird. Oudtshoorn. 2 June 2013. 11h15. If you want to know what’s really happening in Eden…

O!O published the following three hours before Friday’s Oudtshoorn Council meeting:

Will the DA take over!?

Will Jurie Harmse turn!?

Will Hendrik Ruiters defect!?

Will Hendrik Botha cut and run!?

But the main councillor concern for today is who will get the prime gravy train seats.

Ye gods and faeries, what a pathetic lot of losers!

The DA caucus chair, and DA mayor of Eden, Wessie van der Westhuizen, is running a campaign to secure DA control of Oudtshoorn.

Wat jy waa’ kry, Drewan!? Issiesonie!

Yeah. Right.

The Pope is Jewish.

Because Wessie is loyal to the DA?

No.

Because Wessie is loyal to Wessie.

O, the DA will have some benefit, to be ssure. Incidental.

See, Wessie needs to escape the Eden problems, because his own party, the virginal DA (hymen restored every hour at the bottom of the hour) is split in Eden: Those who want to sack Wessie and those who want to keep Wessie – all for personal gain, mind; nothing to do with the people of Eden.

How does Wessie escape Eden?

By becoming Oudtshoorn’s mayor.

How does Wessie become Oudtshoorn’s mayor?

By forcing at least one by-election… and having the DA win it.

So, Wessie is fixing for up to three ANC defections: Harmse, and his two useless Mayco tag alongs, the Hendrik Hustlers, Botha and Ruiters.

The Van der Westhuizen residence has become a veritable political cat house complete with swing doors installed to manage the coming and going soi disant wannabee kingmakers.

Wards 5, 6, and 13.

I think the ANC should keep 5 and 6 and there will be hell to pay in 13.

Then again, the NPP has made huge strides in Ward 5, where ANC Whip Pieter Luiters lost control of the political dynamic.

ANC insiders tell me that Luiters is seen as a dividing force.

If you want to know what’s really happening in Eden…

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One thought on “If you want to know what’s really happening in Eden…

  1. Is dit dieselfde Harmse wat so ‘n paar jaar op Verwoerdplein se trappe geskree het dat die boere se tyd is verby en dat die boere verkgemaak moet word? So die “non-racia” DA aanvaar die lidmaatskap vcan rassiste. Ek dog die DA laat nie sommer enigiemand in hulle geledere toe nie. En wat het nou van die slegte Hendrik Botha geword? Het hy nou ‘n Demaskus bekering ondergaan. Hys seker nou ‘n ware demokraat wat die DA se beleide en leerstellings verstaan. J Zille jy moet asb ophou lieg oor jou virgin party want die DA is eintlik ‘n ou prostituut! Die ANC se leierskap in die Weskaap en in Eden is polities bankrot want hulle het toegelaat dat hierdie vyf gatomdraaiers raadslede word en dis te groot vir hulle skoene geword het. Dit sal die ANC leer om eerbare raadslede te kies en te luister na die mense. Hierdie vyf gatomdraaiers het rojaal aangegaan met die raadsfondse en die onwettige aanstellings van diensverskaffers en personeel. Die munisipaliteit moet onder administrasie geplaas word post haste want die DA gaan dieselfde fokops maak wat die ANC die afgelope twee jaar gemaak her. Wessie I am watching you!

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