The DA rallies behind its only black mayor

Memory Booysen and his Estelle have “seperated amicably”

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Drewan Baird. Oudtshoorn. 18 May 2013. 20h00. Denial. It ain’t just a river in Egypt, said Mark Twain famously.

Memory Booysen assaulted Estelle de Bruin. More than once. She cried for help and Booysen’s DA cronies covered up for him. Is anyone surprised at the “BITOU DA PRESS RELEASE” distributed by Wayne Robert Craig, Councillor Ward 2, in the name of BITOU DA INFO?

The capital letters already give it away.

Here it is:

Even the Holocaust is denied in certain circles.

Did the DA get bad advice on this one or what! Is it perchance the work of those marriage counselors extraordinaire, the Mundells, Wyn and Liz… to whose wisdom even Helen Zille trusts?

Wayne, Wayne, Wayne. Who made “Yours in crime” the voice of the Bitou DA anyhow?

The story is told (se non è vero, è molto ben trovato*) of Ronald Reagan asiding a journalist “You son of a bitch”.

An aid came to the rescue: “The president said ‘It’s sunny and I’m rich’.”

The Joint Statement by Memory Booysen and Estelle de Bruyn (she took the trouble to tell me earlier that it’s “de Bruin”, yet under this important statement she overlooked the spelling of her name) carries as much conviction as the little gem of the Reagan aide.

Booysen and De Bruin is wrong: The matter ceased to be private when DA Leader Helen Zille continued to pontificate against violence against women and children and sexual deviancy by her private standards – in public; in parliament, during her State of the Province Address.

Multiple sexual partners, in the gospel according to Helen, is at best a bad example, but in fact much worse as it may lead to STD’s and other horrible things with knobs on ’em that cost governments money to manage.

Bitou has a DA mayor who assaults his concubine.

Bitou has a DA mayor that must also explain his relationship to a fast food restaurant manager with a predilection for leather boots that come way up to the knee.

Tjy wiet, boets wat soes ‘n nuwe vie’ by vie’ bakkie ryk.

The manager that camped outside the office of the DA mayor after certain mayoral promises were made her. The one that an official had to get rid of because the DA mayor could not and would not face a Bitou Puss in Boots.

But the DA Bitou Mayor is black. Black. The Bitou mayor is black.

And Helen Zille cannot afford to lose the DA’s first black mayor to a scandal such as domestic violence and various sexual partners.

But they both of them – Memory and Estelle – deny assault!

Yeah. Right.

On Thursday, May 16, at 12h37, Estelle de Bruin called me to protest the publication of this “private matter”.

I explained my motivation.

And I asked whether any of the facts are to be retracted.

“No”, said Estelle, and added words to the effect that she was upset that the story broke for all to see; that she would have preferred her colleagues and friends did not know about this.

About what, Estelle? Memory’s tone of voice? His mild umbrage at the pap en wors this Thursday last?

O, and Estelle was upset about me misspelling her name. “It’s De Bruin, not De Bruyn with a ‘y’”, she said.

Memory beat Estelle. Period.

Like Kruger lion shit in the veld.

Now we all know the real issue here is not Memory Booysen’s sowing of seed and throwing of thumps.

The real issue is the DA’s sorry double standard that makes Helen Zille and her mediocre cadres bent over backwards like OutSurance tele-agents assuring Mrs Moneybags that her Persian carpets are covered against water damage, to prolong the shelf life of her only black mayor so that the DA can look like the ANC when posters are hung in 2014.

Listen up, Helen, I’m giving you pearls here: You can’t mount a soap box against domestic violence and fornication when you have a poster boy mayor donering his woman and chasing skirt!

Get it!?

Come now, mine longsuffering readers, do you buy the “BITOU DA PRESS RELEASE” distributed by Wayne Robert Craig, Councillor Ward 2, in the name of BITOU DA INFO?

“It’s sunny and I’m rich!”?

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman!”?

“Madiba is up and about!”?

“No, mommy, I did not make a pooh in my pants!”?

And would you buy a used car from Helen Zille after the Ward 2 election promises of December last and this Memory-is-just-a-normal-hubby fiasco?

I know I won’t.

And then there’s Wayne. Ye gods and faeries, Helen!

* Se non è vero, è molto ben trovato: If it is not true, it is a happy invention.

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10 thoughts on “The DA rallies behind its only black mayor

  1. Elvis Presley sang A little less conversation A little more action, please.

  2. Hierdie Booysen and Donson affere gaan die DA nog totaal sink, hou die pers en die publiek gerus dop.
    Watter vrou in die land sal die DA ooit kan vertrou as n vrou soos Zille nie eens hul noodkrete en belange kan of wil beskerm nie ! Wie trek Zille se toutjies, al weer daardie ‘mediocre men ?”. Hierdie ding gaan vir Zille nog baie laat sweet en permanente skade berokken, net soos Waterkloof en Guptagate vir Zuma gaan sink. In kringe word daar reeds gepraat om Zuma voor volgende jaar se nasionale verkiesing te ‘recall” Gaan Zille die selfde lot toeval ?

    Wie is nou eintlik in beheer van die land en die DA. Definitief nie Zuma of Zille nie. Saam sal hulle val want hul is nooit geleer ‘Do what is right, let the consequince follow”

    Tyd dat Kinder en Vroue organisasies opruk, veral volgende jaar met verkiesingstyd en met Posters, mediaverklarings , optogte ens baie duidelik protesteer teen Memory en Donson en soorgelyke knawels landswyd en terselfdertyd politieke partye se onwilligheid wat liefs anderkant toe kyk, openbaar by name en dit onophoudend te berde bring by elke liewe publieke politieke vergadering gedurende en in vraetyd !!

    Pragtig gestel Willempie: “Agter elke goeie man staan daar ‘n (goeie) vrou, agter elke slegte man staan daar ‘n (slegte) politieke party – ruggraatloos met geen morele werkende kompas. : “More gravy on the train ”

    Iemand GAAN die leiding neem en dit is nie Zille of Zuma nie, geweeg en gans te lig gevind !!
    Kan dit Mev Dr Rampele wees ?

    Google gerus The Dinokeng Initiative.

    Mev Zille, dit het tyd geword vir jou om te groet of jy gaan binnekort gegroet word, besluit self !!

    Vir die wat nie geseend is met goeie en gesonde oordeel, verwerp STEM se respons soos n STEM uit die DONKER – hoe uiters tragies !

  3. @ Webster – it is not the statement that makes Helen a liar. This reminds me of a TV ad some time ago where the wife asks the husband “Do these pants make me look fat” and he responds, “No, honey, it is all the chocolates that make you look fat.”

    But, to be fair, it is not her fault, she is after all a politician, and the dictionary meaning of politician is “one who is physically and psychologically incapable of speaking the truth.”

    But, we are now convinced that Memory did not ever assault Ms. de Bruyn (excuse my error, de Bruin). Ever. So we should expect a withdrawal and apology from O!O pretty soon. Strangely, the JOINT STATEMENT does not, or cannot explain the sms’s sent from Ms. de Bruin’s cellphone. Maybe they were just practical jokes? I mean, it is a seriously funny subject to be joked about as often as possible. (For the benefit of Dr. Sheldon Cooper — that was sarcasm).

  4. @Stem. Memory en sy girl is die DA se pionne om te gebruik en op te offer soos dit hulle pas. Hulle het hom willens en wetens gebruik as die gesig van hulle sogenaamde veltog teen gesinsgeweld. Hy self, wetend dat hy in werklikheid ‘n vroueslaner is het ingestem daartoe en gretig deelgeneem in die oneerlike speletjie. Hy sal oorleef solank hy van genoeg waarde bly aan die Party.

    Die DA en veral Helen Zille neem elke geleentheid om vir ons die kiesers onder die indruk te bring dat hulle sterk gekant is teen gesinsgeweld en promiskuiteit. Die DA, so se hulle, is groot voorstanders van vroueregte.

    Dit is die beeld wat hulle alles in hulle vermoe doen om aan ons, die kiesers uit te dra. Ek kan en wil vir so ‘n party stem.

    As ons verby die “Pa-slaan-vir-Ma-en-hoer-rond” sensasie kyk is daar vir ons ‘n paar onthullings en ‘n lesse te leer.

    Ongelukkig is die beeld wat die DA en Memory in hierdie verband uit dra, nie eg nie.

    Wat ons sien is dat nie teenstaande die feit dat Memory op die publieke platform hom uitgee as ‘n voorstander van vroue regte en se hy is gekant teen geweld teen vroue, is hy onteenseglik ‘n vroueslaner en boonop ontrou aan sy lewensmaat wanner dit hom pas.

    Ons sien dat, Helen Zille, dieselfde standpunte aan die DA en haarself toeken, en luidkeels aandring dat enige person verbonde aan veral die ANC wat dit nie uitleef voor stok gekry moet word en verwerp moet word deur die ANC en die gemeenskap in die algemeen en krimineel vervolg moet word.

    As ons dan na haar en die DA se optrede kyk sien ons dat daar dubbele standaarde gehandhaaf word. Sy en die DA is nie werklik teen hierdie dinge nie wanner dit by een van hul eie kom nie. Daar word mislei, gelieg, ens om die skuldige te beskerm. Daar word nie opgetree teen die person nie. Nes die ANC probeer hulle dit onder die mat vee.

    Die DA se beleid mbt gesinsgeweld word ontbloot as niks anders as ‘n moetswillige en oneerlike sprokie waarmee hulle ons om die bos probeer lei.

    Dit is die rol van die pers om hierdie sort oneerlikheid en huigelaary van ons leiers te ontbloot sodat ons daarvan bewus kan wees en ons baie belangrike besluite op feite en nie liegstories en sprokies kan basseer. Dit is duidelik dat O!O dit onsmaaklik gevind het om te berig oor die persoonlike tragedie, maar hy kon onder die omstandighede nie anders nie.

    Die boodskap vir die denkende leser is dat die DA een ding se en dan ‘n heeltemal ander ding doen wanneer dit hulle pas. Hulle optrede weerspieel nie hulle beleid nie. Hulle is in een woord, oneerlik. OPPAS.

  5. Stem

    Dit gaan nie oor Memory wat nie sy vuiste en sy gulp kan beheer nie. Dit gaan oor die patetiese DA wat aan die kort krullebolle getrek word.

  6. Hoe laag kan jy daal?. Hoe laag kan jy regtig daal? My opinie van jou as objektiewe ondersoekende joernalis is geruk tot in sy fondasie. Dit wil voorkom of jy met die goedkoop ponie pers wil kompeteer. Beweeg aan en gun jou under studies die voorreg om hulself uit te wis. Daar is baie ernstiger sake wat jou aandag geniet

  7. BITOU FLAT EARTH SOCIETY (BFES)

    We have existed for seven years. (Sometimes, however, we rewrite that to be 100 years and that we are rooted in a round earth.)

    It has come to our notice that there is a campaign in certain on line media and the social media to discredit us by making scurrilous and exaggerated accusations about our private deliberations.

    This campaign appears to be driven by a small group of individuals motivated by politics and vindictiveness. (Apparently driven by their misguided belief in three-dimensionality)

    As any association we have had our differences and arguments, some very heated, and at times we have overreacted. (Some even practising spheroidism)

    At no time did anybody admit or even suggest that the earth could possibly be spherical. (Circular maybe, but spherical, NEVER)(A frizbee is one thing, but a soccer ball is something entirely different.)

    We will not be responding to that. Our private arguments are just that – private, and we hope you will respect that. (Despite our High Priestess, Helen, admitting that elements of dimensionalism, curvature, sphericalism etc are indeed present in our Society and our Local Wizard being a practicing dimensionalist)

    We have decided to separate. This is happening amicably and is in the best interests of both parties. (It has nothing to do with our differences over flat earths or round earths.)

    We wish each other well for the future, and will always remember our good times together.

    BFES Wizard. BFES Konkubine.

    PS. Our High Priestess, Helen, will continue to promote flat earth beliefs at every opportunity through ritual song and dance routines.

    Our BFES Chair will continue to practice dimensionalism and sphericalism, even if he has to beat dents into the very fabric of the universe with his bare fists.

    Yours in Flat Earths.

  8. Think ” daardie lelike vrou met die blou rok” To you the honorable mrs Helene matthee. Sorry Helen Zille Is here tomorrow

    Kind Regards, Les Dyason 082 886 8213

  9. An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep ~ Ghanaian proverb

  10. If there was any doubt in the truthfulness of the allegations, this statement erases them. Goodness me, who advises these people? Do they realize that this statement makes Helen Zille a liar? She confirmed the assaults in her emails to O!O!! I presume this statement was planned and written in the early hours of the morning after a few brainstorm refreshments.

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