Memory Booysen and his Estelle have “seperated amicably”
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Drewan Baird. Oudtshoorn. 18 May 2013. 20h00. Denial. It ain’t just a river in Egypt, said Mark Twain famously.
Memory Booysen assaulted Estelle de Bruin. More than once. She cried for help and Booysen’s DA cronies covered up for him. Is anyone surprised at the “BITOU DA PRESS RELEASE” distributed by Wayne Robert Craig, Councillor Ward 2, in the name of BITOU DA INFO?
The capital letters already give it away.
Here it is:
Even the Holocaust is denied in certain circles.
Did the DA get bad advice on this one or what! Is it perchance the work of those marriage counselors extraordinaire, the Mundells, Wyn and Liz… to whose wisdom even Helen Zille trusts?
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne. Who made “Yours in crime” the voice of the Bitou DA anyhow?
The story is told (se non è vero, è molto ben trovato*) of Ronald Reagan asiding a journalist “You son of a bitch”.
An aid came to the rescue: “The president said ‘It’s sunny and I’m rich’.”
The Joint Statement by Memory Booysen and Estelle de Bruyn (she took the trouble to tell me earlier that it’s “de Bruin”, yet under this important statement she overlooked the spelling of her name) carries as much conviction as the little gem of the Reagan aide.
Booysen and De Bruin is wrong: The matter ceased to be private when DA Leader Helen Zille continued to pontificate against violence against women and children and sexual deviancy by her private standards – in public; in parliament, during her State of the Province Address.
Multiple sexual partners, in the gospel according to Helen, is at best a bad example, but in fact much worse as it may lead to STD’s and other horrible things with knobs on ’em that cost governments money to manage.
Bitou has a DA mayor who assaults his concubine.
Bitou has a DA mayor that must also explain his relationship to a fast food restaurant manager with a predilection for leather boots that come way up to the knee.
Tjy wiet, boets wat soes ‘n nuwe vie’ by vie’ bakkie ryk.
The manager that camped outside the office of the DA mayor after certain mayoral promises were made her. The one that an official had to get rid of because the DA mayor could not and would not face a Bitou Puss in Boots.
But the DA Bitou Mayor is black. Black. The Bitou mayor is black.
And Helen Zille cannot afford to lose the DA’s first black mayor to a scandal such as domestic violence and various sexual partners.
But they both of them – Memory and Estelle – deny assault!
On Thursday, May 16, at 12h37, Estelle de Bruin called me to protest the publication of this “private matter”.
I explained my motivation.
And I asked whether any of the facts are to be retracted.
“No”, said Estelle, and added words to the effect that she was upset that the story broke for all to see; that she would have preferred her colleagues and friends did not know about this.
About what, Estelle? Memory’s tone of voice? His mild umbrage at the pap en wors this Thursday last?
O, and Estelle was upset about me misspelling her name. “It’s De Bruin, not De Bruyn with a ‘y’”, she said.
Memory beat Estelle. Period.
Like Kruger lion shit in the veld.
Now we all know the real issue here is not Memory Booysen’s sowing of seed and throwing of thumps.
The real issue is the DA’s sorry double standard that makes Helen Zille and her mediocre cadres bent over backwards like OutSurance tele-agents assuring Mrs Moneybags that her Persian carpets are covered against water damage, to prolong the shelf life of her only black mayor so that the DA can look like the ANC when posters are hung in 2014.
Listen up, Helen, I’m giving you pearls here: You can’t mount a soap box against domestic violence and fornication when you have a poster boy mayor donering his woman and chasing skirt!
Come now, mine longsuffering readers, do you buy the “BITOU DA PRESS RELEASE” distributed by Wayne Robert Craig, Councillor Ward 2, in the name of BITOU DA INFO?
“It’s sunny and I’m rich!”?
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman!”?
“Madiba is up and about!”?
“No, mommy, I did not make a pooh in my pants!”?
And would you buy a used car from Helen Zille after the Ward 2 election promises of December last and this Memory-is-just-a-normal-hubby fiasco?
I know I won’t.
And then there’s Wayne. Ye gods and faeries, Helen!
* Se non è vero, è molto ben trovato: If it is not true, it is a happy invention.
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